You can never tell when I'm sad.
You're the best!

I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby!

Yesterday was my 4 month anni with my button mushroom (don't ask me why she's my button mushroom). I got her what I call a half jacket. It's red with white stripes somewhere. She thought it was too small but it was perfect! It caught many jealous stares when we were walkin' down Orchard. We watched Transporter 2 but we had to go somewhere durin' the show. I had a great time with her!

My dad's uncle (my granduncle), is called Joe. However, Joe was adopted. Joe married Millis Galistion. Millis has a sister, Telma Galiston. Telma is married to Peter. Peter is my peternal grandmother's sister. Milis married a seond time and had another son Douglas Moralis. My dad has 3 aunties who were adopted. My Dad's step mother, had a son, Marshal from her previous marriage, my father's father, and my dad's step mother, are cousins!

My goodness, my parents are related to each other! The Smiths and Galistons both lived on Tessensohn Road. Everyone I know has lived on Tessenshohn Road, except the Tessensohns, they lived in Toa Payoh. Everything else, is just plain wierd.

And these are the days of our lives.....

I know, I'm shocked as you are, my folks are 3rd cousins.

Anyway, on a lighter note, yesterday was also Matt's birthday party. Chicken wing was there.

When he arrived, it was like national day, the bat (my grandmother), erupted from her sit and started runnin' around the house like Mr. Bean on christmas morning. Marie, went down to buy some food but she wasn't back, the bat started makin' noise that Marie was takin' too long and that Shannon was hungry.

There wasn't any food there so I was munchin' on whatever was on the table, I was shovin' Bak Kuas and tolberones down my throat. Then Chicken Wing's mother came with some wierd thing she made, I knew no one would eat it so I attacked the plate it was in. When the bat saw that, she panicked, 'coz her precious Shannon wouldn't have anything. She literally snatchd the plate away from me, givin' some excuse that other peole wanted to eat it. Then she took like a handful and tried to shove it in chicken wing's hands. Chicken wing didn't want it. She was so afraid Chicken wing would die of hunger, when he just ate like 2 hrs ago. The plate of wierd things sat on the table and noone ate it. In the end, Chicken wing's mother had to take it home. Things screwed up because of the bat again.

Later on, when we were eatin' she was complainin' my folks who jus arrived 'bout me. CW (Chicken wing)'s mum was on my side, she was arguin' with the bat that I was hungry. Then my folks started scoldin' me 'coz the bat blew the story out of propotion. She told the story like I even ate the plate. I was starvin' but my father convienantly spoiled my mood for food. I ended up feelin' hungry the whole night. There was so much food, bu tthen again, all went to waste. 'Coz of who? Let's all say it together, "the bat!".

Then it was cake time, I ate a piece 'coz it was Matt's cake. I was sittin' near the telephone mindin' my own bussiness and eatin'. CW was sittin' at the table a few feet infront of me, I wanted to tell him something so I tapped him on the back. He thought I was rubbin' something on his back so he squealed like a bitch. The entire house turned and looked at me like I stabbed him in cold blood, the bat was like runnin' from the kitchen, when the rest realised he was just a scared little whimp, the bat started questionin' him, "Shannon, what did he do to you? Tell me, don't keep quiet!".

Ka-Ni-Na-Bu-Chao-Chi-Bai

Would I really do anything to hurt him? In public? Of course not, I've a brain.

I retreated back to my lair at the telephone like a beaten dog returnin' to lick his wounds. Mumblin' vulgarities under my breath, and I had just attended church earlier in the evenin'

Then Matt and I went to do our usual stuff of Raw Dealin'. I bought so many cards from him. I'm almost completein' my deck.

They asked us to go buy ice from the coffeeshop downstairs. CW wanted to come but I was still fumin' at him so I said I'm not gonna be responsible if a dog chews his head off.

He sulked and sat in the chair. When we returned we were sittin' outside, 'coz some football match was goin' on. CW was in the room 'coz he thought we were goin' back in. Then her knew that we were not friendin' him so he was all quiet, then his mum thought he had a fever, guess who came to the rescue? Yes, the bat. But she was more of a liability.

Matt and I went back in to play a little more before the door was closed, yes, CW was tryin' to coax us into a real life match. So Matt decided to throw him halfway across the room, bend him in submissions, break him in high risks and just hurt him with strikes. Don't think of if it as two boys beating up a young kid. He throws some nasty punches too! The worst and the funniest of all is his armpit blow. Damn it hurts, and tickles too! He's like a mexican jumpin' bean, doin' drop kicks and leg drops, sprinkled with the occasional low blow! Matt's more of a submission guy. I just go for brute force, usually beatin' them both with DDTs and neckbreakers.

CW low blowed Matt and was just jumpin' on him, so after awhile CW got tired so he tried to go for the pin, I was the ref at that time. So not wantin' him to win, I came in with a Juke 'n' jive , planted him on top of Matt, then jumpin; on then both. That was dumb, 'coz the chicken wing stuck his leg up and caugth me squarelyin the jaw, dislocatin' my entire face.

CW was caught in Matt's tight Figure 4 leg lock, he was screamin' in pain, then. I later was caught in CW's Walls of Jericho, but in the end, both of them got a clothesline from hell and collapsed in pain, I just felt like lyin' down. CW's mum came in at that moment, so we knew we were in trouble. We cleaned everything up and pretened to be sittin' on the floor playin' cards.

CW went back early, I just sat down with Matt and the rest of my wierd family and talked the night away. Got home at like 3 plus.

I'm fuckin' useless.

I'm in school right now. Gonna have bussiness software soon. I bought 4 pairs of socks yesterday. 2 green, 1 yellow and 1 white.

Watched Flight plan yesterday. Quite an original script. Had a nice nap before princess called me to talk for awhile. It's something 'bout her voice that's so soothin' that can make me fall asleep instantly.

Got some nice shows to watch later at home. Goin' out with princess tomorrow, hopefully. Godbrother's birthday is on Sunday, I got for him some mini football models.

Ghost Recon 2011 Final Assualt. That's what I wanna get.

Today was a nice day!
It was brief, but nice.
Had a funny magical feelin' to it.
I enjoyed loved it.
And I love you baby.

Quack! Quack!

Awww! Why is everyone so sweet to me? Now all together say "Awww!".

Damn you guys!

First up is Zainal, he's like stalkin' me, always around where I am just to see me or say hello! Zainal, you're the only cool dark skin guy left in the class, take care of those clowns for me okay? Awwwwwww!

Second up is Fatin, go read her post, she wrote somethin' bout me. Actually she wrote tones of stuff 'bout me! It's like a biography of Slengerism! Ha Ha Ha, cancellin' the down's'coz there were no downs! How sweet! She gets a long "Aww". Awwwwwwwww!

Next up is Tat, I used to kiss him regularly last time juzt to tease him, but for some sick reason, he missed me kissin' him! And for some sick reason too, I missed kissin' him too! Thanks for askin' for a kiss dude! Awwww!

Si Ying is fourth, she weaved for me this Mac Donald straw thingy for me, actually I think she just did it for herself, but then she gave it to me! So sweet! Awww!

Then it's Li Xiang! Ha Ha Ha, she smiled such a big smile, her eyes went missin'! Ha Ha Ha, askied me so many questions. Talked so much, 'bout how she missed me and stuff! Si Ying had to pull her away from my arm! Awww!

I saved the best for last, Mandy Seet Wen Xi. You were there for me through the hard times, and we stuck it out together, you and me. You scolded me all the times I deserved to be scolded, but you never stopped lovin' me. I'm glad we talked last night and got everything out. Mandy gets a double "Aww". Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Oh! My baby's growin' up, but don't grow up too fast, I still want my little girl now and then yeah?

Damn, my new class, is just wierd, one day it's like a cemetary, the next, it's like a fun fair!
Whenever, Xinyi or Nadia is there too, its all dead and gloomy, once its just me alone, damn, its a fuckin' fun fair!

My class has a high population of nerds. Haven't seen any other type of species there yet. I always feel so left out and nervous around them, damn, 4 hours all alone with them. It's scary.

My new Micro tutors is a real nice guy! I think I'm gonna have an easier time. Accounts was fuck, the tutor kept referin' to AFA (Accountin For Assets) when teachin', I forgot to tell her I didn't know shit 'bout AFA, 'coz I never took it!

I kinda finished my Warcraft II already, got nothing else to play, I thought of gettin' Ghost Recon for my Xbox (Hint Hint).

Love me, love me, say that you love me.

I don't care 'bout anything but you.

I'm goin' back, back, back to school........

Just got home from dinner with Mandy's family. I've got so say, her dad is one friendly guy, he tried to make conversation throughout the day but I was too nervous, maybe I was afraid I would blurt something out wrong.

We went to some place called Melt I think. The food was really nice. Quite a nice hotel. You could tell that this wasn't like other restaurants 'coz they had more than one kind of fork! Oh my!

I felt like Jack Dawson from Titanic. Ate, and ate and ate and ate. The dessert was the best. They had this chocolate waterfall thingy. Two different waterfalls, one was light choco, the other was dark choco. They had studd skewered on satay sticks you could dip into the waterfall to coat them in chocolate. Felt like a relic right out of Charlie and the chocolate factory.

They had puddin' in shot glasses. I loved it! We went to a club later, her dad wanted to sing, so we played pool instead. After awhile, some apeks wanted to play so we sat to watch. Then this young kid came to play. He saw Mandy when he walked in. Everytime he tried to hit, I dunno but he kinda did it in a way to try and impress Mandy.

After awhile, he kinda invited us to play with him, I couldn't be bothered so I asked Mandy to go, I just wanted to see how he would react. As predicted, he was like playin' extra smooth. At the end, he won, then tryin to be a "good sportsman", or should I say, Chee Koh Pek! He wanted to shake her hand, I could see Mandy's face turnin' to what I thought was disgust, I tried so hard not to laugh. Then we left.

In the earlier part of the day, we headed down to Cine to catch Into the blue, or Up your blue. Or was it You're blue, I forgot the tittle, sorry. It's 'bout divers and all. QUite a nice plot, quite original, but the twist in the stroy was just crappy.

Took Neoprints with Monkey, Asshole, Ne ne pok, Donkey and Yo-yo. See, if you put all the first letters of each name together, you get the real person I took the Neoprints with.

Wushu Warriors up tomorrow! School's on Monday, I only got classes, or actuallt class, for an hour! Bummer!

There is just so much I can take.

Watched Four brothers on Monday, quite a nice show. Caught the Dukes of hazzard too. I think we're gonna catch another movie tomorrow. Mandy wants to go shoppin' tomorrow, to buy clothes for the new school semester.

We kinda had a little tiff yesterday. I must say, it really feels good to make up after. Makes you feel all warm inside!

I did my online registration today, joined some class called BK, Nadia was askin' me what's this and what's that. Her class had the most failures. Mostly accounts, so we all decided to join the same class so we could all gang up and bully the rest of the people.

There was another girl, who did as bad as me. Ha Ha Ha Yes, she was from Nadia's class.

I didn't know the books were not on sale yet, kinda dragged Mandy all the way down for nothing. I felt so bad after that. Brought her out for lunch before sendin' her home.

Carried her in the lift! Ha Ha Ha, she was screamin' off the top of her lungs. I accidentally went home with her ice- cream, had to walk al the way p to the tenth floor 'coz the lift was held up somewhere.

Did some stupid stuff today.

Oh yea, Rusydi is awake, he can wake to the mama shop, but can't go to Mac Donalds for orange juice. Hmm, strange......

Why do I feel like there is an ultimat evil that is plaguing my every move? Why does it always hit me when I'm at my lowest?

Why do I feel like it can't get any worse? Two bad dreams in one night. Countless others. Feelin' so helpless.

Regret, hatred and uncertainty. All these are comin' back to haunt me.

They always come back to haunt you, they always come back.

I fear that if I close my eyes, I'll surrender to it and allow it to hurt me even more. I'm afraid to go to sleep, but my eyes are so heavy.

Please don't let me slip into the unknown abyss,
please chase away the oncomin' mist.
Take away the guilt and shame,
take away the fears and the pain.
The images they invoke,
like intoxicatin' fumes that choke.
Save me from the untold fury,
judgin' me like an unjust jury..




It's amazin' I was feelin' so sad and lonely just now, but after talkin' to Mandy, I feel so much better! So I kinda wasted my time typin' all that!

It's little red ridin' hood gettin' a shock from seein' an overgrown racoon with enlarged testicles. Yeah, its really distorted.

My mum's being mean as usual. 'Coz I asked my dad to get for me Hokkien mee for lunch, he forogt to tell the apek not to put towgay. So my mum switched with me 'coz she was gettin' irritated watchin' me pluck each towgay one by one. So I ate her nasi lemak.

Then she went to cook the Hokkien mee again 'coz the apek didn't do a good job. She left the prawns out and just cooked the mee. So when she came back, I asked her why she did that. She just waved me away like I was buggin' her.

I always get chased away when I try to talk to them and then they make noise that I don't talk to them. Like last time, I asked my dad to teach me fishin' He chased me away after I accidentally threw the bait too far and the weight snapped off the line. He never tried to teach me again. I always ask my mum to teach me to cook but she always "forgets" to. My dad never taught me how to swim. Yeah yeah yeah I know, an 18 year old guy who can't swim. Go ahead luahg your ass off. I'm used to it. He never taught me how to play the guitar.

I'm not complainin' though, 'coz I know he had to tought childhood where he had no father figure, so it's hard doin' something you never had experience in. But what's my mum's excuse?

I haven't eaten home cooked food in almost a month. Boo Hoo Hoo Somebody call the police! I'm bein' ill treated!

I was accidentally blog hoppin' just now. Came across ths blog of an IJ girl. She posted a picture of somebody's arm. Scratched on it was the word "PAIN". I know how it feels to be cut, but to scratch it on. That's real pain. For those who have never experienced a blade on your skin, imagine a very sharp pain concerntrated on just one line. The blade just gnaws at your skin, rippin' it apart. Blood oozes from the wound but it doesn't flow straight down. It just collects on the blade so you end up rubbin' dirty blood back into your body.

If you want to colour it, you can just drip ink into the wound and wait for it to form some scar tissue to hold the ink in. It's a primitive way of tattooin' Although it doesnt stay too long 'coz it ends up seepin' into your bloodstream.

I'm missin' her right now. No, not the IJ girl, Mandy lah!

I know it's kinda early, 1 something. I just cleaned my room. You can call it Autumn cleanin' Feel so much lighter! I've thrown away all my crappy stuff that I have no use for.

Oh yea, I'm doin' a poll thingy. Which blogskin do you guys like better. The Punisher? Or Toilet Paper. Just leave a tag on my board to let me know. Or you guys can me an sms. Each message costs, wait a minute. There're free! So don't worry yeah!

I'll open all lines up till the 22th of this month. So you guys got exactly 2 weeks. Get crackin' guys!

Next week is gonna be a busy one!

Ring! Ring! Ring!

What's that? Oooo! It's recess time! I'll post again soon!

But I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell. I know right now you can't tell. But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see. A different side of me. I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired. I know right now you don't care. But soon enough you're gonna think of me. And how I used to be...me.

Today's chef's special, Curry Chicken Mee

Just change my blog skin back to the old one. Kinda miss the old toilet paper roll.

Mandy had a bad dream last night. Stayed up and consoled her. Told her stories 'bout my past. I thought I could bore her into fallin' asleep, but she just stayed up and listened. I had to force her to sleep.

Woke up to the Mario brothers' tone from my phone. That was at like 7 plus.

Been waitin' for her to come back. Wanted to tell her stuff. But she was tired so she went to sleep.

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I do love her yes I do. I love her like I've never loved anyone.

I'm hooked on Warcraft right now. No, not Warcraft III but Warcraft II. Yeah I know I'm kinda backdated. Shut up!

Yes I know, I love her too much.

Yeap, I got her the diamond ring. She loved it. Phew!

I've got pictures of our escapade if you scroll down a bit more.

I was really hungry.

She was just greedy!

While we were waitin' for our food.
The food took quite awhile so we took another one.
Oh well, she likes to snap so here's another one.
Yea I know it's really blur. For those who can't make it out, it's an almost finished earthquake.

Guess which one I got for Mandy? Log in tomorrow to find out!

I'm really angry! Kaninabu! Why do people always park their cars and block passage ways? Drivers who do this deserve a big scratch across their cars! Bloody hell! I mean I can squeeze trhought those small spaces they're so kind to leave behind but what about people on wheelchairs, or parents with prams? So I was walkin' and cursin' at the car that was parked just to piss me off. As I walked away, this aunty came and was pushin' this trolley with metal poles on it. Then she had to squeeze through the small space, I could here the metal poles collidin' with the car. I was so happy that justice was served there and then!

People, if you want the lift to come up to your level to bring you down, just press the down button. Technology is much more sophisticated than that mouse runnin' the wheel in your head to power your tiny brain. When I ask why thise idiots do it, they say they do it to bring the lift up! What the fuck?

Point number three. When you take the subway, please don't lean on the grabpole. Think slowly, why is it called a grabpole? 'Coz it's for grabbin' not leanin'! Zainal brought this matter up on his blog! Kudos to him on that! At least I have another friend who is intelligent! People, come over to the intelligent side yeah? Stop playin' with those low intellect fools.

If you're waitin' for the lift, please don't stand right in front of it just so you can rush in. Lifts can't run away, they just go up and down. I just love it when they have to move aside 'coz there's someone in it with a bicycle who wants to come out. Also, they paint yellow lines on the MRT floors for you to STAND BEHIND IT! Not on it, or infront of it, BEHIND IT. Relax, the train doors don't close after 5 seconds. You do have time to stroll in. If you do see an elderly person with no place to sit, get off your lard ass and offer up your seat. Don't sit there and pretend to sleep. It's obvious you're pretendin'.

Please I beg of you, don't dig your noses in public. It's just wrong. You should be fined for that.

You know how aunties just love to stand in the middle of the walkways and gossip? I believe they have no houses to this is in. So if you see a bunch of aunties standin' around yappin', pity them and hand then a two dollar note, these are the homeless of Singapore. We need to get them off the streets.

For those who cuts queues at hawker centres, you should be dragged outside and beaten silly with chairs. Why do aunties and apeks love to cut my line? Just because I'm dark and you think I can't speak chinese? I always scold or stare at those bastards who cut my line. Don't let these people deprive you of your food or spoil you meal! Speak out! Fuck them upside down! Those who cut queues, stop it!

For those people who type in alternate caps lIkE tHIs, it's not cute, it's irritatin' so stop it. Others can't really spell properly, 'coz they "lurb" their boyfriends too much or they have a lousy "lyfe". Where "but then" becomes "budden", "of" becomes "ufh" and "you" becomes "eu". You guys need a dictionary, fast! Maybe learn your ABCs again while you're at it.

I'm partly angry 'coz they cancelled my trial viewin' of the Cable channels we didn't buy. So that means no more Samurai Jack! Boo Hoo Hoo

I'm also angry 'coz I can't seem to teach myself to play the guitar. My dad's guitar has a string missin' . I downloaded some software that would teach me but it just goes too fast and it's so not clear. I downloaded guitar tabs and it's kinda complicated for someone who has never played a guitar before.

Headache! The thing, Warcraft, tattoo, skateboard or just save? Headache headache headache!

I feel so useless. I can't play the guitar and I can't sing for nuts.

Today I went for Atthenna's thingy in church. We went for Swensons for lunch. Had and earthquake for dessert. I thought of doin' a spiderweb around my belly button. Can't conertrate now, Mandy's temptin' me to somethign nice.

I just realised that Mandy is everything a girl should be. You know how there are cute girls, then there are the hot ones and the sexy ones. There're also the smart ones and the ones that are just good company. Mandy's just every type put together. She's like a whole mixture, plus she can also be the naggy one. That's her best role! That's my baby! my naggy, sweet, sexy smart and irritatin' baby.

She's like the powerpuff girl that's of REAL use to us people. Sugar, Spice and everything else, thrown in together! Yeah, she's got a BIG dose of Chemical X too!

Can't think of any other way to describe her accept that she's my powerpuff!

Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup and their new sister, Beautiful!

Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi is up next! Got to go.

We demolished the earthquake, now it just looks like crap.
My new cap, I think it stands for GoRriLlA
Sakura Wars burns again!

I just got grounded for a month. I'm just so sad. Can't see my baby for one whole month, unless she comes over or I sneak around.

Mandy said something to me that made me feel different, not uneasy or something bad. She was tellin' me of some of the guys who hit on her. Then I realised that she's always gettin' hot on by deadbeat losers. Then she said that I was the first "decent" guy that she dated. That made me feel like I should cherish her even more. Not that I don't cherish her a lot, but I just wanna treat her even better. It makes me not want to lose her even more.

Baby, I miss havin' my arms around you. I miss havin' to cover your mouth everytime you yawn. I miss your beautiful hair. I miss your voice. I miss your voice.

The class outing's tomorrow. Oops! Can't make it tomorrow.