Bye Joachim!

Today should be made a public holiday! Today is Joachim-finally-gets-voted-out-day!
I'm kinda happy Jasmine is still in.

Went back to Evergreen today. Saw Vimal and Chindian. Miss See is pregnant, stop lookin' at me guys I told you I wore a condom. Naa just kiddin, I didnt' do it. Karen Tan un-dyed her hair. Mrs Lim is still alive. Malai is still somebody. Mu lao shi is still teaching. Jackie still looks like a preserved mummy.

I am Inspector Tessensohn from the SSB. The secret society branch (SSB) is so secret, you don't even know if I'm in it. It's so secret that I don't have my ID card. It's so secret that my boss doesn't know he employed me. It's so secret I don't carry handcuffs so I have to beat you up here and know. Secret society branch is so secret that I won't arrest you. Thank you and have a nice day!

Wen to the beach on Wednesday. It rained and was sucky but company was good. Mandy, Jude and Jerald. We dug a hole so big an deep that all 4 of ur could sit inside and watch the sky get darker. The night before, TNA pay-per-view! Victory Road, 3 full hours of non-stop action from the six sided ring. From 5 a.m to 8a.m I was sittin' down and watchin' AMW get their asses kicked and Team Canada bitch 'bout stuff but I finally gave up at 730. Woke up at 930 and left for the beach.

School tomorrow.

Fell in love with a girl

Fell in love with a girl
fell in love once and almost completely
she's in love with the world
but sometimes these feelings
can be so misleading
she turns and says are you alright?
I said I must be fine cause my heart's still beating
come and kiss me by the riverside,
bobby says it's fine he don't consider it cheating
Red hair with a curlmellow roll for the flavor
and the eyes were peeping
can't keep away from the girl
these two sides of my brain
need to have a meeting
can't think of anything to do
my left brain knows that
all love is fleeting
she's just looking for something new
and I said it once before
but it bears repeating
Can't think of anything to do
my left brain knows that
all love is fleeting
she's just looking for something new
and I said it once before
but it bears repeating
Fell in love with a girl
fell in love once and almost completely
she's in love with the world
but sometimes these feelings
can be so misleading
she turns and says are you alright?
I said I must be fine cause my heart's still beating
come and kiss me by the riverside,
bobby says it's fine he don't consider it cheating
Can't think of anything to do
my left brain knows that
all love is fleeting
she's just looking for something new
and I said it once before
but it bears repeating

D&T

I met up with a few of my xiaodi and xiao mei from evergreen to help them with their D&T final year project. This might look like a file that belongs to some really J-pop-ish 'lian, but actually....
It's mine. Yes it is. Ha Ha Ha I still have no idea why I used this cover. Hormones you know..

My wonderful drawings and designs
Detailed Development indeed.
Design specifics
Exploded view.

You might think I'm a design freak but seriously I dislike D&T very much. I spent like 14 weeks on some stupid folio that I bet the markers just flipped through it like a porn mag. My artefact didn't turn up that good but it still fit the theme for entertainment.

I have no idea how Lifeng got my folio but I'm glad she did, 'coz now I have it back! Ha Ha Ha I wonder what would have happened if some other kid got it. hmmmmmm

Caught a few movies with Mandy. Which were shit, the movies not Mandy. Pretty persuation and The break up are crap. Movies made for this fall ain't that great. Only maybe the animated films like Ant Bully or the upcoming haunted house thingy.

I got two new structure decks, Invinsible fotress and Warrior's triumph. Quite good addtions have been made to my deck. For those of you who have watched it, can you imagine if they really sell those hand devices? I think Orchard Road will be closed every weekend for roadside duels! It'll be damn cool lah! Pulling that device which looks like a gigantic watch, putting cards down and seeing monsters pop up! That'll make me crap my pants!

For those unfortunate few.... or many who don't know what I'm talkin' about. Please tune in to Kid's Central on Sundays at 9:30 a.m. to watch it. You'll be blown away. It's like season three already so you've kinda missed a lot. Fret not, there's always wikipedia.org to explain to you the wonders of Yu-Gi-Oh!

Thanks to the holidays, my playable songlist is

*Drum Roll*

*More Drum Roll*

1) You're beautiful (James Blunt)

2) You were meant for me (Jewel)

3)Wonderful tonight (Eric Clapton)

4)Iron man (Black Sabbath)

5)What's my age again (Blink 182)

6)Pretty woman (Roy Orbison)

7)Seven nation army (The White Stripes)

8) I walk alone (Saliva)

9)Bverly hills (Weezer)

Yes I learnt 9 songs in like 2 months or less. I don't know if it's good but I feel good! From the electric to bass and now drumming. Most thanks goes out to Jerald and Jude, the accounting rebels...

Had a late night chat with Jacob last night. psst... he wanks off to Gurmit Singh.. don't tell him I told you.

Naa just kiddin'

I don't want these cards, I need them, yes I do need them.
Yes I'm an avid gun collector. Please don't alert the authorities.
I can get from this(above), to this(below) in 6.5 seconds. Big shit lah!

I'm super duper sumo bored.

Yu-Gi_Oh!

Yu-Gi-Oh!

Yu-Gi-Oh!

Yu-Gi-Oh!

All laid out nicely.

When all my cards neatly packed.

1st pile, Mechwarrior. 2nd, Magic. 3rd, Yu-Gi-Oh!. 4th, Raw Deal.

Any Yu-Gi-Oh! or Raw Deal players, please come find me to open a can of Whoopass please.

Tagging by people whom I don't know is alright, I don't mind if its bad or good tags, but please leave your name. Even if you're Goh Soh Tong, I won't laugh at your name.

People who do things 'anonymous'-ly are usually in love with their target so they don't leave their names to avoid embarasment. So please, if you don't leave your name, I'll take it as you have no self confidence. Now please don't get mad and start floodin' my board with you sad life story of how I 'sux' (it's suck by the way) or if I think I'm great or some other phrase you got from a primary school kid to diss his friend.

If you do, I'll tell my friends not to friend you! (yes, I can stoop to your childish levels too!)

Nice comic I got off Life!, it's 'bout Frodo goin' to the doctor's. If you can't read it says, "It's me Frodo, I accidentally swallowed the ring!" The doc replies, " See you in 24 hours."
I tried to start of as a lilypad in the bottom left corner but it turned out crappy so I did other stuff. I realised that most of my drawings have at least one tower, a star and one girl cryin'. Done durin' Mustard Seed camp last year.
I did this durin' my 'O' levels, durin' D&T. Started out with the girl and expanded from there.
I tried to do a Kabuki but it failed miserably. I tried shadin' with this one but doesn't look good with blue ink. This was done on my Macro Book.

I had a table in Sec 3. When I repeated sec 3 again, I stole my old table and brought it to my new class. In our second year I vandalised it with one big tribal sign, a bio hazard sign, the lyrics of I don't want you back by Eamon. My slogan at that time "I'm the king of the castle." I also had an entire skeleton of a fish scratched on it. I also did my initials on it.

I miss that table very much. It had so much sentimental value to me. I did the tribal sign because I'm into tattooing, and at that time, tribals were quite popular. The bio hazard sign represented who I am as a eurasian. Everytime people ask me if I'm malay, I say no, then comes the legendary phrase, " You not malay, you cannot be indian or chinese what are you?" I'm aboriginse you bastard. Okay for stupid readers, I'm eurasian. That means either my mummy or daddy is European, that means they're from Europe. England, Germany and Sweden are some European countries. Mixing a European and an Asian gives you eurasian. Some famous Euraisans are Denise Keller, Benjamin Sheares etc.

*Disclaimer* If you mom is Eurasian and your dad is chinese, you're chinese. You take your father's race. Please we have enough shameful Eurasians, we don't need you guys. You cannot be a Tan or a Lim and be Eurasian. Maybe Tanger or Limpinsons can.

Anyway back to the topic, I scratched the lyrics of I don't want you back because that was the song that was stuck in my head for my entire sec 4 life. I was the king of the castle because I took care of the class and I overthrew the monitor as he was too girly to do his job. Yes you Neo YuXiang, don't worry I still love you. I miss my sec 4 class. I miss S.H.I.T., I miss Garry Six Toes, I miss the Housewife gang. Who I miss most is Zhi Xiang, may his soul rest in peace. Like what Alvin said at his wake he was lucky as he didn't die a virgin. I'm happy for him. Relax, I didn't burn anything for him this 7th month. He's in heaven, and in heaven there's no smokin'.

The fish bone symbolised how, wait I'm just kidding. I just had this really cool tag of a fish skeleton in my pencil case so I just scratched it on the table.

Life's a bitch deal with it. Double standard-ness sometimes can't be seen but it's really obvious. Everywhere you go.

Michelle looks like the girl from the Jean Yip ad, the one where this girls dances with this damn Ah Beng lookin' guy. Michelle is this girl from my Accounting lecture.

Went to the acrade yesterday and I realised something, I'm quite good with a rifle. I tried some sniper training tatics last night and it wasn't that bad. I could hold my rifle up in shooting position for a whole 10 minutes! I'm gonna try one hour this weekend.

I think I might be a sniper in the army, I think I better aim for marksman first. Before that I need to be able to pass BMT and before that I ned to be able to do 100 pushups in a row.

Okay I got a long way to go. Shut up.

We are a group of 6, instead of 5.
Japan surrendered before, before we had 5.
It all happened in 1945.
Because we got 5, because we got 5.
Then came Lee Kuan Yew, to save our lives.
Then we turned to Malaysia, to say goodbye.
It all happened in 1965.
Because we got 5, because we got 5.
Economic, civil, social, are 3 of the 5.
Psychological and millitary are the rest of the five.
If we throw any of them, we will die.
Because we need 5, because we need 5.

It popped into my head when I was shittin'. A lot of nice things pop into me and the bad ones pop out!

Why does everyone say I look like Joachim? I don't! Please do not associate me with the untalented.

Jasmine is still in, I think when I win the 'biggest idol fan' thingy, Jasmine and I can both smell each otherr's feet and faint, wake up and keep on do it till the sun goes down.

Accounts tomorrow. Accounts to me is what a shaver is to Osama Bin Laden, useless and an eyesore.

Been getting good feedback lately about my blog. I'll keep up the slacky job.

I just realised I'm like a swiss army knife, good at everything but not that good at it.

Now we both have something in common!

Some jackass, went to tag on Gwen's blog using my name. Now, everyone knows the first letter of my tag name will be in caps! So I'm, not gonna put names, but makin' a 'wild guess'..... Basically this person is a dumbass and can't cover up his tracks.

Had a funny dream last night. I was being chased my soldiers and I killed some and stole their guns. I can't really remember all of it but I remember one part. I ran down a flight of stairs and saw Abel and some other people sitting down on a wooden bench. Then we started killing the soldiers when they were running towards this old wooden house.

On Tuesday I had another wierd dream. I was in a home for kids and they were training us. One training was to cary this 5 kg bag, and everytime I tried to, I kept falling backwards. Then a new kid came and became a doll and another kid was gonna rule the world with it. Okay wierd.

Exam period, Econs down, 3 to go.

I finally got a new phone. Nokia's 8800. It's not good for someone with sweaty palms or big fingers. Unfortunately, I got both, but it's still nice to use. I miss the feel of a Nokia in my hands.

We celebrated jude's birthday yesterday. Dinner at P.S., pool at dunno where. Afer that was basic crap. Chilled at some unknown shoppin' centre. SKL, Limonya and good friends are a lethal combination.

I think they look the same, well not in these pictures but yeah, if you saw last week's episode you'll understand.

Jacob came down to NYP on Thursday to hang out, he tagged along when Jerald and I went Jammin'. It's really fun but I still suck at it.

Gwen isn't playin' hard to get, she just isn't interested dude.

My fan is really fucked, you know how sometimes you need to push-start a car? My fan needs a push-turn to work.

Today I went for had my stats tests and I only revised like for one question. That's like one chapter down for the exams. I thought there was an Access test today but there wasn't so I sat down in class for nothing. Watchd Silent Hill again, it's not that nice without sound.

Let us all thank Mandy for burning my ICA CD so late at night. Mandy Seet Wenxi, you're the best!

Bought a box from her which I wil fix later on and put a surprise in for her. Went for management lecture today, quite fun acutally. Played outside with Jerald and the gang, Elvis is damn shy lah! Kenneth got his dick violated again like always.

Went to walk walk at Bishan which later escalated to town. Watched Nacho Libre, fuckin' funny. Maybe I should be a wrestling priest? Yes I know I'm scrawny and I know like 10% of my faith so both's out.

Later had jap for dinner. Now this is where the story gets crappy. We were lookin' for what to eat when Jerald saw this girl sitting down somewhere. Then when we got our seats, the girl walked pass us and kept lookin' at our direction. When we went up to the toy store, we saw her again, and she kept lookin' at us alot. So he wanted to get hr number but was too shy so we decided to write his number down on the ticket stub and pass it to her because her mum was there. We kinda missed the chance so we went home. Guess what? We saw hr at the underpass. Jerald was too shy so I walked up and said, "Hi can my friend give you his number?" You know what happened?

She gave me this stupid wave and walked on, Jerald and I were like, woa. Damn fucked lah. So we derived a name for her, Bitchy Blue, 'coz she was wearin' a damn nice blue skirt.

We were bitchin' about it the whole ride home. I kind feel bad, like I let him down 'coz I was the one to pursuade him to get the number but I couldn't deliver, damn bitchy blue! Doesn't make sense, why look at him and take your phone out when he's near and then wave us off? He thought it was fate meeting her 3 times in a row.

Fuck fate.