Just how I feel

You took your coat off and stood in the rain, you were always crazy like that. I watched from my window, always felt I was outside looking in on you. You were always the mysterious one with dark eyes and careless hair, You were fashionably sensitive, but too cool to care. Then you stood in my doorway, with nothing to say besides some comment on the weather. Well in case you failed to notice, in case you failed to see, this is my heart bleeding before you, this is me down on my knees.

You were always brilliant in the morning, smoking your cigarettes, talking over coffee. You philosophies on art, Baroque moved you, you loved Indie and you'd speak of your loved ones. As I clumsily strummed my guitar. You'd teach me of honest things. Things that were daring, things that were clean, things that knew what an honest dollar did mean. So I hid my soiled hands behind my back. Somewhere along the line I must've gone off track with you. Excuse me, 'coz I think I've mistaken you for somebody else. Somebody who gave a damn, somebody more like myself.

These foolish games are tearing me apart. You're thoughtless words are breaking my heart. You're breaking my heart.

The Adventures of Chewbacca and Mr Frog

Mr Cai (Indonesian Accent)!!!!!!!

He said she Said

I'm sorry

I pulled her back and said, 'When you go, would you have the guts to say, I don't love you, liked I loved you yesterday.'

She replied, 'But all of my life, where have you been? I wondered if I'll ever see you again.'

I said, 'I'm here without you baby, but you're still on my lonely mind.'

'Enough with the bullshit, What goes around, and comes all the way back around.' was what she had to say.

'You can take that blame on you, and you can put that blame on me.'

'I gotta shake it off, 'coz the lovin' ain't the same and you keep on playin' games!'

Then she turned around. 'It's too late to apologise'.

'I wished I could be, every little thing you wanted.'

I'll sucker punch you

Towards the past

I cut you open and you kept bleeding love. And it drained all of you. They found it hard to believe. You wore those scars for everyone to see and I blame myself everyday for it.

What's the world comin' to?

The tooth fairy told little kids to sell their body parts for money.

I blame her for prostitution.

Don't tell me 'I told you so!'

I was hungry, don't blame me.

How does a earring drop into my pocket from lyin' down on my lap unless you planted it there to ensure another date? Naa I'm kiddin', but We have no idea. Thank goodness it fell there and not in the toilet bowl.

Late late nights in the east and town got me thinkin', along with all those messages sent. How did it happen so fast and yet go so well? How do two people who can be classified as the dire opposite of each other attract?

On a bitch-ier note, I read something somewhere and all I can say is it screams " BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Like seriously, get over it already.

Sorry, you can put the blame on me.










not!

Random

I'm da fuckin' boss

Whoa, whatever you say boss! Is that a ring on your finger, cuz I'll kiss it. No ring, f*** it, I'll kiss your ringless hand anyways. Seriously, lemme kiss your hand. Ok ok ok, never mind, bad idea, no finger kissing. Whatever you say chief. Seriously, you are the don, the face of cosa nostra, the king of the streets, and the rest of us are merely cockroaches staying in your hotel. The criminal underground is nothing without you, that is, until one of us comes up with a good enough plot to take you out. Then it gets fun. I marry your wife, drink your liquor, run your business, and all is well. Until my underling decides to do the same to me. The circle of crime, so beautiful yet so fragile. What was I getting at? Oh yeah, you're the Mufasa of crime and we are but Elton John singing of your praises. For you, I recommend crimes like buying off senators, buying cities, buying boats of cocaine, running the Cuban government, being Russian, overthrowing governments, writing Facebook apps, joining together the 5 families, cutting off fingers, shooting joints, and other really really criminal sh**t.

Happy Valentine's Day

Oh Snap!

Killing Spree on the loose!

Hell has no fury like a woman scorned, unless it's an emo girl who sooner or later might take it out on herself but already started.... ???? Now did that last line make sense? No, 'coz I pulled it from somewhere.

I wonder how to type if I slashed my wrists?

Wet clothes stored in a house for 9 days and later opended in an airconditioned place will make it smell like Ginseng. Don't try this at home.

One Two Freddy's comin' for you

This one is made in the US.


This one isn't.

Old friends

what did miss?
My only love sprung from my only hate says:
you know.. ur kinda pretty...
My only love sprung from my only hate says:
pretty ugly!
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
who?
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
hahah
My only love sprung from my only hate says:
eh u goin for the chingay thingy....
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
nah toooo gay
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
ahahah
My only love sprung from my only hate says:
zhong zhong got free tix for the after party...
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
i noe i saw his nick
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
hmm wen's it again?
My only love sprung from my only hate says:
this sat. i think
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
wa lan mi wk sooo packed it feels like mi dec hols la
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
aahah
My only love sprung from my only hate says:
haha
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
evdae got stg one
My only love sprung from my only hate says:
woa..... mr colin phareel
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
for real?
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
hahahahahah
My only love sprung from my only hate says:
yes.. u got the bad boy actor thing goin on with the rock eyebrow thing on ur play's poster. haha
My only love sprung from my only hate says:
imgonna print it and paste ard the office
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
hahha
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
i tink i added u in da facebk events oso rite
My only love sprung from my only hate says:
i nvr ger invite lehzzzzz
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
huh serious
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
tt's odd i tot i sent out yest
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
ok i go chk again
My only love sprung from my only hate says:
hhah this is fun man...
My only love sprung from my only hate says:
thre guyd fightin over random girls and friends...
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
haha i noe man
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
ahahah
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
but unfort i dunno y i seem to be losing money along da way
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
ahahaa
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* Mr Cai... has been added to the conversation.
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My only love sprung from my only hate says:
mr cai yi yai yi yai
My only love sprung from my only hate says:
mr prak ye0e0e0e0e0e00e
Mr Cai... says:
yi yai is wat
My only love sprung from my only hate says:
singin ur name....
Mr Cai... says:
...
Mr Cai... says:
thank u ahhhhhhhhh
My only love sprung from my only hate says:
y u feed ur nicholas shit?
Mr Cai... says:
...
My only love sprung from my only hate says:
and mr prak.. why u drink expried snapple?
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
haahha
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
haha for experiment man
Mr Cai... says:
he break board lose to superkids leh
My only love sprung from my only hate says:
i tell u ah.. i read ur two blogs.. i can laugh until my cock cum until cannot cum anymore..
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
eh we shd do a podcast together la
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
ahaha
My only love sprung from my only hate says:
indeed!
Mr Cai... says:
..
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
ahaha wahahhha
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
thkz man
Mr Cai... says:
podcast is wat
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
but i tink ah cai one da best la
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
i oso cannot cum anymore
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
ahahah
My only love sprung from my only hate says:
Cai PrakLee corporation...
Mr Cai... says:
...
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
hahah
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
whoooot
My only love sprung from my only hate says:
CPL PTE LTD.... slogan.. THANK YOU AHHHH
Mr Cai... says:
u all the cum so easliy used up one
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
corporal
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
ahahah
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
i wan SGT
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
ahaha
Mr Cai... says:
oct
Mr Cai... says:
i wan ord
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
haha sori i got small balls
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
ahhah
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
ord-o
My only love sprung from my only hate says:
hahaha. i wan LT
Mr Cai... says:
lol
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
eh leee wen's ur ns ah?
My only love sprung from my only hate says:
13thmar
Mr Cai... says:
can la
Mr Cai... says:
learn to tie knots
My only love sprung from my only hate says:
ieeyeerr.. y u wanna suck my vagina blood?
My only love sprung from my only hate says:
tie knots.. dead knot can already. confirm cannot come out...ahaha
Mr Cai... says:
lol
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
eeeeeeee
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
dunch one
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
ahahah
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
ahah
My only love sprung from my only hate says:
u and cai sit down and make out.. then i will ask the girls to take turns to pee on you guys...
My only love sprung from my only hate says:
then drip wax ur onr pubic hair..
Mr Cai... says:
...
Mr Cai... says:
eh
Mr Cai... says:
i dun wan
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
lee go chk got monster kill
My only love sprung from my only hate says:
i will video it down..
My only love sprung from my only hate says:
then ill get mandy to rape you two
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
if they do it naked i dun mind
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
ahaha
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
i dun mind tt too
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
ahaha
Mr Cai... says:
i dun wan
Mr Cai... says:
I RATHER DIE
My only love sprung from my only hate says:
yes yes.. no clothes in the set.. only lingerie.. for wei cai...
Mr Cai... says:
...
My only love sprung from my only hate says:
eh lychee boi met a girl from HP who lives near him
My only love sprung from my only hate says:
and they went out..
Mr Cai... says:
lychee boi is who
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
hahah
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
lychee martini la
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
aahah
Mr Cai... says:
WAH
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
dunch tell me u duni?
My only love sprung from my only hate says:
hahaaha
Mr Cai... says:
REALLI>
My only love sprung from my only hate says:
mr cai.. u stock broker until ur stock broke huh?
My only love sprung from my only hate says:
mr cai.. wat u doin on veri sian day?
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
haha
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
veri sian dae
Mr Cai... says:
broke until wanna exam and going to broke le
My only love sprung from my only hate says:
when's your exam?
Mr Cai... says:
this month end
My only love sprung from my only hate says:
woa...
My only love sprung from my only hate says:
wat u guys doin today?
Mr Cai... says:
today fetch my mum to malaysia
My only love sprung from my only hate says:
kewl
Mr Cai... says:
not kewl
My only love sprung from my only hate says:
i gotta run off now.. see u guys on sat.
Mr Cai... says:
long time nv see each other
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:
haha sat
Mr Cai... says:
sat?
mi name is a brand itself!!! says:

X marks the spot

Me and you,
setting in a honeymoon



If I woke up next to you,
if I woke up next to you

What's up doc?

'and when this is over don't blow your composure baby

Review for the weekend

I just love the pics with prak.
When I say cum, you say shot!
Cum
SHOT

Mungen new year

Finally the words shut up were sub-understood.

Please don't send love, it might have an STD

Music to my ears, I guess being too tired means still being able to click and read. I always wondered if you really do look at what you type.

It always intrigues me to see how you can bring yourself to an all time low everyday.

Well, if I go to hell, along with guys like me. I guess, you really do have to go back to your real job at Geylang.

'sup homie

I wasn't into you in the begninng so I couldn't be over you. Please don't get blown off your feet.

Cheap sluts for $150 a pop

If it was still about me, I'd confess to your mom you were a cheap whore then shoot myself between the eyes.

Get a hold of yourself, you're makin' yourself look real stupid. Just a suggestion, something that you will find very hard to do,

Shut up.

Oh come on

Oh please get a fuckin' hold on yourself. It's like every fuckin' day it's the same damn shit 'bout no security, no firm answer. Even a fuckin 4 year old retard will tell you it was never working out. You expect too much, you pump in too much. Then you overeact too much.

Give me a fuckin' break, noone cares about you 'coz it's fuckin obvious it's your fault.

Three Cheers

I swear that you dont have to go
I thought we could wait for the fireworks
I thought we could wait for the snow, to wash over Georgia and kill the hurt
I thought I could live in your arms
and spend every moment I have with you
stay up all night with the stars
confess all the faith that I had in you
I had in you

Too late, im sure and lonely
Another night, another dream wasted on you
Just be here now against me
You know the words, so sing along for me baby
For heavens sake I know you're sorry
but you won't stop crying
This anniversary may never be the same
Inside I hope you know im dying, with my heart beside me
in shattered pieces that may never be replaced
and if I died right now, you'd never be the same

I thought with a month of apart, together would find us an opening
and moonlight would provide the spark
and that i would stumble across the key, or break down the door to your heart
Forever could see us not you and me
and you'd help me out of the dark
and id give my heart as an offering

Too late, im sure and lonely
Another night, another dream wasted on you
Just be here now against me
You know the words, so sing along for me baby
For heavens sake I know you're sorry
but you won't stop crying
This anniversary may never be the same
Inside I hope you know im dying, with my heart beside me
in shattered pieces that may never be replaced
and if I died right now, you'd never be the same

and I will always remember you as you are right now to me
and I will always remember you now
remember you now

So sleep alone tonight
with no one here just by your side
sleep alone tonight
how does he feel how does he kiss
how does he taste while hes on your lips
I cant forget you
I know you want me to want you
i want to
But i cant forget you
so when this is over dont blow your composure baby

I cant forget you
I know you want me to want you
I want to...

Nusery Rhymes gone bad

You're a little Jew prick,
short and weak.
Here is your pussy,
but where is your dick?
When I finger your thwat, you will shout,
"Just bend me over and eat me out!"

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