Bizzare love triangle

Went friendster shoppin' with Gwen yesterday, very interestin' people.....

Eeyer... Jacob and Amelia are very mushy, too mushy for me. Please don't call him from 12 to 4 in the mornin' because that's his 'alone time' with her.... Eeeyer...

Are your tits black?

One more moment

Don't take too long to say

I love you to the ones you love

Cause time has a habit of slipping away

Out on a clear blue sky,

When lighting strikes on a sunny day,

Just take me in and keep me from the rain

And the words that seem so hard to say,

Come out when you've gone away,

Stay a little while and hear me say

That I want you here tonight,

And I need you by my side,

For just one more moment,

For just one more moment with you

Turn around to say goodbye,

With each and every word that passes by,

Like a distant memory,

And time keeps slipping away,

And time will turn to grey,

And time will be the one who holds you down

Smelly Liars

My new gun. An MP5KA5. There's an infra red beam too.
Jacob and I took this damn sick picture. Now everybody say EEEE-YEER!
No guy should ever kneel down on both infront of a girl. Never. Besides he was doin it damn girly.

Met Jerald before Jacob came. Had to shit at Jubilee Centre. The toilets have no toilet paper and no locks on their doors! I had to shit with my head against the door to prevent anyone from comin' in. Went jammin' with Jerald and Jacob before Jerald flew off for China. Recorded some of the songs. Walked around J8 lookin' for girls. Did our usual guy shit.

A few good bengs

Wanted:

A Few good bengs

The Chap Sar Tiam Society, a Geylang-based organisation for youths, is now recruiting members to fufil a tender they submitted to the integrated resorts.

Please fill in the form below and mail to:

Mr Chao Ah Beng

Member Officer

Chap Sar Tiam Society

69 Geylang Lorong 69

Singapore 696969

1. NRIC No.:_____________________________

2. Surname:______________________________

3. First name:
[ ] Johnson
[ ] Benson
[ ] Samson
[ ] Hamson
[ ] Janson
[ ] Other____________________
( If not ending in -son, please explain why)

4. Chinses name: Ah________________ (if not beginning with Ah, please explain why)

5. Age: [ ] Under 35 [ ] Lau Beng

6. Sex: [ ] M [ ] F [ ] at Geyalng

7. Length of last finernail:___________(cm)

8. Ability to squat for:
[ ] 1 hour
[ ] 2 hours
[ ] more than 2 hours

9. Hairstyle:
[ ] Spiky
[ ] Dyed with streaks of blond
[ ] Dyed with streaks of red
[ ] Two strands dangling in front of eyes
[ ] Kena mop like that
[ ] Perm______________
please state which saloon in JB you went

10. Tattoo of:
[ ] Tiger
[ ] Dragon
[ ] Snake
[ ] Eagle
[ ] Hello Kitty

11. Work experience:
[ ] KTV Launge Bouncer
[ ] Snooker Hall Attendant
[ ] Unlicensed Contractor
[ ] Freelance debt collector
[ ] Unlicensed bookie
[ ] Dispute Resolution and Settlement Professional
[ ] Unemployed

12. Spouse's Name:_______________________
2nd Spouse'e Name:____________________
3rd Spouse's Name( the one in Batam, that one):__________________
Lover's Name:________________________
2nd Lover's Name:_____________________

13. Number of children living in household:_____
Number of children living in foster care:_____
Number of children that are actually yours:______

14. Mother's Name:_________________
(If not sure leave blank)

15. Father's Name:__________________
(If not sure leave blank)

16. Education: (Circle how many years it took you to finish primary school)
8
9
10
11
12

17. Ability to swear:
[ ] Hokkien
[ ] Malay
[ ] Cantonese
[ ] English
[ ] Tamil
[ ] rude hand gestures

18. Service performed in previous society:
[ ] Leadership/Tua Tao
[ ] Junior management/Suay Tao
[ ] Physical activities/Hooting
[ ] Dispute Resolution and settlement/Cham Siong
[ ] Lookout/Kuah Chui

PIctures

Kar Wei once again
Jacob loves milk straight from the cow.

The grim adventures of Lee and Mandy

I bought another gun yesterday when I went down to the army market at Beach road. Funny thing is that while Jerald and I were there. We bumped into Mandy who in the end brought us there. Had to do a lot of work to the gun. Took out the stupid led lights, added the stand and put lenses in the scope so now you can atually see far while usin' it. Still needs a lot of work.

After walkin' around for awhile I bought one shirt for Mandy one for her dog Rusty and one for Mei Mei 'cause its her birthday next week. I also got shoelace for Joanne. We were sittin' down at some place before Jerald and I started burning ants. We'd use a straw and pick them up and flame throw them off the stick. We were fightin' against red ants so it was tough. Damn fun! Burnin' ants = Fun. Felt like a firebat from Starcraft. Suddenly felt the urge to use firebats in my campaign.

Went for mass after that. Jacob has fuckin' itchy fingers. Does anyone in their right mind take out a gun to play during mass? Jacob does. His 'friend' (or so he says) was sittin' infront of us, when he asked her to give him her number, she just turned away, awww. Then when it was peace time. She didn't turn to wish him but he had to call out to her, in the end, he had two fingers in the air. Let's say Aww again, awww.

Bumped into Sara, still the same face. Bert and I gay-ed as usual with hugs and kisses.

I think I'm sick again. Throat hurts and the left side of my neck hurts too. Whenever I don't smoke I'll become sick. Let's all point fingers at jacob again for 'steng-ing' my last stick. Hor Hor! Hor Hor!

Go see how his girlfriend looks like http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=8504096


I'm lookin' at my telly now, I don't see joachim singin' (except for the intro song) Ha Ha Ha Ha. In your face all you Joachim fans!

Do you remember that black SI commercial, the one that says it's a singin' competition and you shouldn't vote for looks? I think they stopped airin' it after Joachim got his 'dignified exit'. Those two words will go down in the books of history. In you face again all you Jaochim fans!

Went to watch Miami Vice with Jacob and Jerald. Jude couldn't come because he had some date with a British girl. Not a bad show, but I do not recommend it to people with low attention spans or those who are stupid. Dialouge makes up 60% of the movie. What I like about it is that durin' the fire fights, the use actual gun sounds so you hear more of firecrackers rather than those explosive candy coated shit (for those who have fired a weapon before will know).

Caught Monster house with mandy on Wednesday. Nice family show. The fat kid's cute.

She bleeds chocolate

She bleeds chocolate

"I almost fell for a girl"

I re-wrote a song. Here's how it goes. I even included guitar tabs. Enjoy! Each line you sing will be the entire tab for that segment. So I think you gotta repeat the tabs twcie per segment. When you start off you plat the first one but don't sing. Then play it again then in comes the singing.

I almost fell for this girl, I fell in love once and almost completely.
But she's in love with older guys, but sometimes this feelings can be so misleadin'.

A--------9-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-7-12-12-12-12-12-2-2-2-2-2---
E--------7-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-5-10-10-10-10-10--------------

She turns and says "put my name under J I double L". I must be fine 'cause my heart's still beating.
Come and kiss me inside the tent.

A-------4-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-7-12-12-12-12-12-2-2-2-2-2---
E-------2-2-2-2-2-5-5-5-5-5-10-10-10-10-10-------------

Sahara says it's fine she don't consider it cheatin' no.

Oh O o o o O. OH O o o o O. Oh o o o O. Oh o o o O.

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E--------7-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-5-10-10-10-10-10--------------

Black top and a shorts. Mellow mood and her pink bra was peekin'.
Can't keep away from this girl. This two sides of my brain need to have a meeting.

A-------9-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-7-12-12-12-12-12-2-2-2-2-2----
E-------7-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-5-10-10-10-10-10---------------

Can't think of anything to do. My left brain knows that all love is fleeting.
She's just looking for someone old

A------4-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-7-12-12-12-12-12-2-2-2-2-2----
E------2-2-2-2-2-5-5-5-5-5-10-10-10-10-10-------------

and I said it once before but it bears repeating.

Mommy..It's over...

Yesterday was a very good day. Got something I didn't think I could ever get. Caught Monster House with Mandy in the evening. The IMF is finally over. Finally...

Don't Lie

No no no baby no no no don't lie

It's not for girls

Love is only a feeling

Fly on little wings

Well she’s walking through the clouds. With a circus mind that’s running round. Butterflies and zebras and moonbeams and fairy tales. That’s all she ever thinks about. Riding with the wind. When I’m sad, she comes to me. With a thousand smiles, she gives to me free. It’s alright she says it’s alright. Take anything you want from me, anything Anything.

Fly on little wings.......

Dear Mr. PAP

Went to school for Accounts Revision lecture. Spent 2 hours goin' through 2 questions. Good work lecturer! Had lunch then headed down to Kalang once again. Ate lunch there too. Today I finally had a delegate but the policeman was talkin' to her so I just kept to myself. Slept on the second journey. Today's dinner was the best so far. Stole some curry puffs on board so I wouldn't die of boredom.

The OTO bus Aunty sent me to Boon Lay again. Grace didn't work today so I took the bus alone and watched as Jasmine Tye got voted off.

Last season, Taufiq, Sly and Olinda. This season it's Hardy, Jon and Jasmine. Doesn't that raise some eyebrows?

My mother just discovered Mr. Brown so everytime I wake up or come back from Kalang, I'll here Mr. Brown and Mr. Miyagi talkin' non-stop.

'Hello, welcome to Me-Nor-Ne." (Hello, welcome to Mac Donald's)

Bloody Viet Congs!

The bloody mascots for Biennale 2006 is a fuckin' joke. Mi Mi and Mer Mer? It's so fuckin' Kids' Central. It gives Singapore a bad name. Playin' chinese programs on TV mobile and allowin' delegates on these buses? Dear Mr. PAP, Singapore is not part of China but the world thinks so because of things like this. You guys spent so much on food and red carpets (to collect international dirt?) and special VIP lounge areas in Changi but you guys couldn't think of just closin' Sentosa and usin' it as the holding place for the IMF? You guys have naval stations and trams and hotels there. Now wouldn't that be more convienient? Givin' them Bak Kua to take home to their countries? They can afford to fly here on a fuckin' aeroplane, why would they need Bak Kua? Why don't you guys pack the Bak Kua and 'air pork' them to non-muslim third world countries instead of sittin' in Suntec and gettin' feet massaged by Osim for free.

All that I can say is that your revloution is a joke.

Jasmine Tye

Jasmine sang like crap today. Watched her on TV mobile. Today was a bit more relaxed. Learnt 2 new songs. No woman no cry by Bob Marley and Fell in love with a girl by The White Stripes.

Round and round

Every bus ride was with a different pair of policemen. Missed my first 2 buses yesterday. MINDEF is so keen on making the delegates feel welcomed, that they forget the small picture. They think that by squeezin' like 50 of us, 150 policemen, 50 bus drivers and 20 staff. We'll be close bonded. Bull! It was fuckin crowded.

Police food was nicer then North Canteen food. Lina Chong was sweet enough to go all the way back to NYP to buy lunch and dinner for us.

I had to travel the same route 3 times. I don't know how I'm gonna overcome tomorrow's 6 or 7. Here's today's schedule: 2:30 sit in bus. 4:00 sit in tent. 4:30 sit in tent. 6:00 sit in bus. 7:50 clock out.

My fuckin' ass hurts. There was this bus aunty who was nice enough to give Grace and I a lift to Jurong. Today we had to get out of Kalang ourselves.

Finished Predator: Concrete Jungle. Results tomorrow. Jasmine's still in idol. Ha Ha Ha

Seperated at birth

Seperated at birth. Professor Xavier and Ami James.

Jude and the personified pelvis

Okay I've salvage what I could and I think I'll just stick with this skin. Tag board's up, scroll down to the end of the crap on the right hand sleeve.

Mandy, Jerald, Jude and Matthew brought me out for dinner on Friday. We went to Swenson's and Jude tried to order chocolate chip toppings without the ice cream. Went to the arcade after that and gangbanged this small kid at Daytona II. Jude made everyone laugh while on the Para Para machine. Using pelvic thrusts to set of the sensors, he actually got the second highest score in the system's memory. Even the Aunty behind us was blushing, wishing her husband had moves like Jude's.

Went for dinner yesterday with my family and Mandy. Went to play CS after that. We bumped into Jacob while walkin' past KFC. Of all the dumb things Jacob has done. What he did yesterday was by far the dumbest.

First of all, if you can't support your own addiction please don't smoke. You don't see me asking people for puffs because I can buy my own. If you can't pay for it, don't do it. If you're not old enough, don't do it either.

If you're really that desperate, pull me to a corner and ask me if I have. Please don't ask me in public when my cousin's are there. Firstly, I'm tryin' to set a good example by not smoking in front of them so please don't tarnish my reputation. If you think it's cool to smoke, you're so wrong. Maybe you think you look cool when you smoke but seriously, there's nothing cool about it.

It's all in the attitude.

My IMF duties start tomorrow and I got tonnes of research to do. Plus my cough just seems to be gettin' worse by the day.

Blog Hawk Down

"We got a blog hawk down, we got a blog hawk down."

Something went really wrong with my template. I'll be using one from Blogger.com for now. I lost all my blog links so if you'll be so kinda as to email me your blog address. Sorry for the inconvience caused.

Happy Birthday

Happy birthday to me! Yesterday!

Thanks to all who wished me, testimonial-ed me, SMS-ed me, present-ed me and called me!

Journey of an apprentice Pt. 2

Another drawing of mine. Filled up the empty spaces.

Just another superhero

This is how I stop those bastards from leaning on the grab pole! I stick my finger out and poke them every time they try to lean back! This guy got the message after like 4 pokes and moved to holdin; the pole.

And once again, the day is saved, thanks to, the powerpuff girls!

Days, days and more days

Damn bloody bored. I hate Sundays, and Mondays. Not to mention Tuesdays too. Since I included Tuesdays, let's just throw in Wednesday in too. Thursday and Friday joins them too. Saturday also. Played CS for 3 hours on Friday.