Clone Wars-Day 5

What am I to you?

Tell me darlin' true.

To me you are the sea, as fast as you can be,

Deepest shade of blue.

When you're feelin' low,

To whom else do you go?

I'd cry if you hurt,

Give you my last shirt.

'Coz I love you so.

Now if my sky should fall,

Would you even call?

I've open up my heart,

I never wanna part,

I'm givin' you the ball.

When I look in your eyes,

I can feel butterflies.

I will love you when you're blue,

But tell me darlin' true,

What am I to you?

Today I saw the Cheers girl in Food Junction. Damn she's hot! At first I thought she was hot behind the counter, but now that I've seen her whole body, she's sizzlin' hot! HaHaHa. I was about to say hi to her when she said hi first! Wow! HaHa.. she was linin' up for desserts so we were talkin' bout that.

Had a long sms chat with Naddy last night. She was like tellin' me her chinese 'O' levels were today and I was like , what you doin' up? ( 'coz it was at 12 at night) We were talkin' bout our love lives. Her boy's overseas on a military exercise. She was like, I just finished writin' him a letter, aren't love letters romanic? Man! its been awhile since i wrote a love letter, the last letter was to.....er.... oh ya! Jo-nose, so that means it's been like almost a year! I used to write them often but I kinda stopped 'coz I felt they were kinda kiddy and just not right. Like, I should be able to tell her I love her infront of her and not hide behind paper and ink. But now I think that maybe Naddy's right, maybe I should write a letter.

Come away with me, in the night.

Come away with me and I write you a song.

Come away with me on a bus.

Come away where they can't tempt us with their lies.

I wanna walk with you, on a cloudy day.

In fields where yellow grass grows knee high.

So won't you try to come.

Come away with me, and we'll kiss,

On a mountain top.

Come away with me and I'll never stop loving you.

I wanna wake up with the rain,

Falling on a tent roof.

While I'm safe there in your arms.

So all I ask is for you to come.

Come away with me in the night.

Come away with me.

Baby I miss you.

Clone Wars-Day 4

Constanly girl you're on my mind.

Girl I think about you all of the time.

And even though words are hard to say.

Girl I miss you, never thought that I would feel this way.

It's normal for me to miss her but I don't know why I just can't get her out of my head. Wait, I do know why, it's 'coz I love her! Now that's a good reason right? Had a hair cut today. It was rainin' after mass so while my parents were sittin' in the cofee shop eatin', I went to the barber that I hadn't visited in almost 5 years. Guess what? He remembered me! Damn that was cool! He remembered me 'coz i was the first guy in S'pore to ever cut lines on my head. After my pilot haircut came the wave of posers that followed me. Guys, I was linin' my hair when i was in primary school! And yes, I did line my hair, once again, for the forth time in my life. Looks ok ok lah.. damn mohawk from de side man.

Hahaha, Naddy called me yesterday night, or was it this morning? She called me when she was drunk, as usual! Could her friend pukin' in the background. She was like, it's been so long, then I was like, ya its been so long! Damn girlie lah the conversation. It seems that her ex, what's his name ah....er....nic.. no no....brandon.... no no...bryan!... Ah yes bryan, I'm real bad with names. Well, bryan seems to want her back. But unfortunately she alreadi attached! Now that's good, 'coz she used to call me everynight at like 2. ( I just felt a chill down my spine as while I was typin' this, my media player auto shuffled to 'first date' by blink182 and that's the song that we used to talk about. Wierd.) Anyway, just when I thought she would never call me again, the phone rang! Haha, she's goin' out with some dude who went out with Leandra from S'pore Idol. Cool huh? She was sayin' like she never thought that she would be with him 'coz she was always thinkin' that I would ask her out, which I never had the balls to.

Risen christ was the place

That I first saw your pretty face

You didn't see me right away

But I had your number that very same day

Forgetful Nadia, Has a tattoo above her ass lah

We used to message each other later at night so we would chat

But my favourite time was when you cried because you felt that you were fat

Then we took a bus to go and eat

And I found out who we were havin' lunch with

Forgetful Nadia, wants to pierce her nose like Maia

But I still "love" her so

And I'll never let her go

Even while I'm singin' this song

She's wishin' I've kept quiet all along

Forgetful Nadia, has an ass like Queen Latifah

How 'bout another late night

This was the song I wrote for her when she was sad. Well, ya I stole the beat from forgetful lucy, the song from 50 first dates, which I watched with my baby. Well, I first saw her in Risen christ church lah. But I got her number from my couz' who knew her. She does have a tattoo on her hip. Yes, we talked like almost every night, she, like every girl, usually complained 'bout how fat she was. Then one day we decided to have lunch. Then I realised I was havin' lunch with her ENTIRE family! It was like meet the fockers, only now it was meet the ngs. Well, she did mention she wanted to pierce her nose. Yes I do love her. Can't a brudder love his sista? And yes she has wonderful ass. Its like watchin' the sun rise in the mornin' b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l. HaHaHa

What I really want is to take my baby out for dinner. I mean like dinner dinner, not coffee shop dinner or fast food dinner. Like a Ritz Carlton dinner, or a York hotel dinner. Fetch her in a cab, wearin' a suit and tie. Goin' up to her house with flowers. After dinner maybe a slow dance on the floor, just the two of us. Then a walk by the beach. Now that's really romantic. No wait, cancel the dancin' after dinner.. we'll go for a walk and slow dance on the beach, even better yeah? Well, it would real be late by now, so I'll send her home. Yes, in a cab, a mercedes benz cab! HaHaHa

Clone Wars-Day 3

Today I missed Yu-Gi-Oh!, which is only the bst cartoon of all time. I'm still trying to find the five exodia parts. Damn! Its so hard to get even one! I thought of ordering the cards online but it was like $250 U.S. Wake up only kena msg from Pai. Today also kena scold by mother, she was askin' me to treat my younger cousin better.

Bloody Ong Satan! Unfortunately I have this 11 year old cousin who's name is Shannon Luke Ong Wei Chuan. Over the years he had a few diff. names by which we had to call him. First it was Lu Pang, this was durin' the 'super hero' era that every boy goes through. During my time it was the ORIGINAL power rangers, ninja turtles and transformers.

Anyway, then he upgraded to the 'wrestling' era where he first called himself, Onyx the rockman eagle. Now I think its Ian Alan Rogers or something like that. My grandmother, the Empress Dowager, just adores hims. Maybe 'coz he's the only fair child from my generation. But then came Mei-mei, but she was a shotgun child so I don't really think Empress Dowager likes her that much. I mean, she loves us all but she's just really mean to us just to allow that brat to have anything. We have a sayin' in our family that only that satan can carry a knife and she wouldn't even squeek!

I mean I didn't really care in the beginning 'coz everyone has their favourites. However, satan just gets everything, and I MEAN EVRYTHING! Like the Empress Dowager will keep this small container and put dollar coins in it. Then one day, when his mother dumped him with the Empress D, he was given the entire collection, like 100 bucks worth! When I heard 'bout it I was like

what the fuck?

Now he's mixin' around with some neighbourhood urchins from his area. Tryin' to talk trash and gangsta shit, wearin' his pants below his arse. Goin' around sayin' crap like "Yo homie!" He's only like ten and he's actin' like he's gone through life in the ghetto. Then he tried to act tuff to this older kid in school. Tried to scare the other kid with his superb array of vulgarities. Get this, the other kid grabbed him by the collar and just showed satan his fist, satan trembled all the way home and cried to my cousin for help.

Damn! Sooner or later he's gonna find himself at the wrong end of a knife, or find a pole up his arse! Now that would be nice to see. But blood is thicker than water. What to do? Who's the person anyone looks for when they need help? Me!

Yes, me. Then I'm gonna have to save his sorry yellow arse. Crap, two things in thw world that always gets you into trouble, family and love. 2 things that everyone can't get rid off, but can't live without.

She hasn't left me a message since thursday night. It's obvious she can live without me. I wish I could live without her. But I can't, it's too hard. What to do?

But I don't wanna be lonely no more.

I don't wanna have to pay for this.

I don't wanna another lover at my door.

Who's just another heartache on my list.

I just thought of an ex of mine, Casey. She's like the first serious girl I had. Then it was Steph, then Lifen. Lifen is by far, the most cutest girl I've had so far. We weren't in love but we decided to get into a realtionship anyway. However, instead of growing to love each other we fell in love with other people. So we decided to break up.

Then it was this girl, Joanne, who fuelled all the hatred I have in me. She was like an angel sent from above. I loved her, I mean I really loved her. But she dumped me for some other guy. I was like in my very own great depression for like almost 1/2 a year.

Then Therene walked into my life. Now she was like da bomb! She had an ass the size of Texas, that's good you know. Well, we broke up too.

Then came Nadia, she's a friend of mine. A real close friend, at one point of time. She broke up with her then boyfriend. She messaged me at 3 in the morning. From then on it was like one message every 5 minutes. She wasn't my girlfriend or anything but she was like a girl who made up a substantial amt. of my memories. We got like really close but nothing sparked off. I mean we were like brudder and sista. She told me shit no one else knew, and I told her shit no one else knew. But we grew apart.

Then came the news that made my balls jump up for joy. Joanne, or Jo-nose as I would call her, broke up with that dude 'coz he was treatin' her like shit! Isn't revenge the sweetest thing of all time? It tastes better than pussy juice! Although it came almost a year late, it was good, real good. I like reached orgasm from readin' that piece of news! HaHaHaHa

But revenge was not enough to curb all the anger I had in me. It still boils, deep within me. Have you ever felt something deep down in your chest, just ready to burst out like a volcano? I have, but then there's this feelin' above it, like great loneliness and emptiness. And I don't know whic is worse? Anger of fear? Fear or anger? It's like askin' a blind guy to choose red or blue. Whats the difference?

I need a serving of Chocolate starfishes and a cup of Hot dog flavoured water.

Clone Wars-Day 2

Hey Hey, another entry for today. Got home just now. Went gai gai with my baby. It's been so long since I had her all to myself. Actually, come to think of it, it is the first time I had her all to myelf! Kinda cool! Went orchard, go see see Far East first. Waa, baby like see anything also want, HaHaHa. After that went... went where ah?... Oh ya, Heeren see toys. Then went Cineleisure, see more toys, Star wars in particular. I mean I just can't get enough of those clonetroopers! NYP should enforce a new uniform rule. All students are to come to school in clonetrooper attire, WOW!

But then I won't be able to see my baby's cute little face( cannot see the cheers girl too.. shit!).

When we were leaving we saw Mandy. Kulaa can say she chiou somemore waaaaa... HAHAHA finally had a conversation with the cheers girl. Basket! Zai go and disturb. I helped her clear her stock of some gummy shit lah. She only got 3 weeks more. Damn, must get more red bull! I think they all refer to me as the red bull dude already.. crap.

Waa today gai gai make my baby tired. Not because of the walking but.. ok I tell you.

I told her this joke 'bout Char siew pao and Ee mee. It goes like this

Char siew pao and Ee mee were talking. Ee mee said: "Char siew pao you are fat, you are fat, you are fat, you are fat!" Then Char siew pao punched Ee mee. Then Char siew pao went to talk to Tao sa pao. Tao sa pao also said: " Char siew pao you are fat, you are fat, you are fat, you are fat, you are fat!" Then Chare siew pao didn't talk to them form 4 weeks. After that, Maggi mee was talking to Tao sa pao. Char siew pao walked up to Maggi me and punched him saying: " Ee mee don't think you perm your hair I don't know its you!"

Get it? never mind!

HaHaHaHa, then baby got like all blur and excited at the same time. Waa.. laugh like siao! Gai Gai will get thirsty right so I go buy drink. Buy SUPER BIG GULP! Both of us share, but I payed for it. Then baby wanted to pay me for it, I said NO! But she kept insisting then tried to shove the 2 dollar note in every opening in my shirt and pants! Basket! From behind people must be thinking: " Why this girl molesting the guy ah? Siao!" Then walk to Dhoby Ghaut. Waa that place like maze lah! Got escalator going up, got escalator going down, got escalator going straight, got escalator got dunno where! Basket I got lost! Lucky got baby show me the way!

Hahaha today belli funny day. I was telling the class 'bout my new blog ah. Then "Wateva" asked me what my address was so I told her it was the same as my email address. Then came a stupid question, "t l a t o m o k o dot what?" So I said it was dot ne ne dot com. Guess what? She actuallt typed that! Chang and I were doing our usual gay routine of hugging and we happened to be near her table so we looked at the site she was going to tlatomoko.blognene.com WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Chang and I were laughing like DOGS!!! Waaa.. as Chang would say.... " Shameful Act!" Wo0o0ooo0o00o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o!

Today Fatin help me put toilet paper on my blog! Want to say THANK YOU FATIN!

She is so nice! Oh she's so nice Oh she is so Oh she is so Oh she is so nice Ha ha ha ha ha!

Clone Wars-Day2

Hair-row! Fuck! I'm talkin' like Kim Jong Il from Team America! Did you watch that show?

Open your Fucking ears! Ha Ha Ha. Mmmm. now I'm in the lab, where everyone else does their blog updates. Crap, Someone's talking but I don't know who is. Oh it's the teacher!

Fatin helped me re-do my blog, find find find cannot find nice one. Then saw "toilet paper". Then i thought to myself. Toilet paper is like the most important invention by mankind. Whatelse can you use to wipe your arse? Sandpaper? No way man! I'll tear myself a new asshole HaHaHa.

Got this girl in my class Chloe. Then she's sitting infront of me now. HaHaHa she so cute! Everytime we call out her name, she'll turn around and look real blur HaHaHa. So cute!

Have a story for you. E likes J but J loves B. But B says that B takes a long time to fall in love. J doesn't really care how long it will take but B doesn't seem to be interested. Now comes along L and people say that L like J, but J doesn't like L. Now got more! J screwed up big time and now E doesn't wanna talk to J. Now How? J don't like as in "like" E but like E as a friend. I gif up or-re-G!

Genisis

Genesis-Clone Wars-Day1

This is mt first entry. Never thought that I would be doing a blog.
Today was cousin Marie's birthday! Went late for the chir-char dinner. Ha Ha Ha.. was the last one there. Saw my mei-mei... shooooo cute!

Today school like shit lah... go two hours then 4 hour break. Then 2 hr class again. Blah-de hewl! Gif up oh-re-G! Nora left a few days ago, for Canada. Back nxy year. Waa Nora and I used to talk till like 5 in the morning. Talk cock from 12 to 1 then talk bull from 1 to 2 then shit from 2 to 3 then crap from 3 till 4 then snore on the phone till 5. Didn't get to see her off. Fly when i having lecture Blah-de hewl!

Saw the Cheers girl again.. hahaha finally talked to her.. talk about 5 cents. Damn crap lah. Break went library to watch My boss's daughter. Watch like 5 times already, can dialouge the whole show to you now.. hahahaha

So sad... kena pang seh by my baby... Boo Hoo Hoo... sae wanna go gai gai then nvr! hmph! Basket, tomolo got tests....online student juz msg me.. ask wat time school start.

I miss my baby.

Miss her so badly.

But i just saw her like 4 hours ago!

Love her too much liao.

Does she know?

Treated her so badly these past few days.

Shut her out, didn't mean to.

Feel so bad.

Love her so so much