Whatever

I've got to save the world, liberate
Eat the food that's on my plate
Recycling is really great
Whatever I can do
To get in bed with you

I'll be a Marxist, a Communist
A pacifict, an anarchist, a Democrat
Red, white, green or blue
Whatever I can do
To get in bed with you

I never knew I gave a damn
Until you told me who I am
And what to do
Whatever I can do
To get in bed with you

'Cause I know war is bad and love is really good
Taking a stand starts in your neighbourhood
I do the best I can just like you say I should
The ones who make a difference are few
So what can I do
To get in bed with you

I'd love to hear your world peace plan
Why don't you tell me in my van
We can discuss Camus
Whatever I can do
To get in bed with you

Change my mind, masticate
Use condoms when I fornicate
Until I hyperventilate
Whatever I can do
My balls are turning blue

Our Glorious Dead

RIP little boy

Cookie jar

You see I got this problem
I need help tryna solve it
Cos meeting after meeting and I'm still a cookie holic
You can hide them, Imma find them, on the counter, in the closet
And I'll say I ain't do it with my face covered in chocolate
My girl be setting booby traps
To catch me eating Scooby snacks
I left crumbs in the bed once
But I told her I was through with that
She still don't be believing me
And I guess that I'm cool with that
But I got a sweet tooth, that'll never come loose
And the truth of the matter is.

I like girls,
They like me
They look so good
In they're Seven jeans
Told you to be the one
And my only
I want to be faithful
But I can't keep my hands out the cookie jar

When the hobby becomes the girlfriend

Siah Pui Pui

I never wanna make you sad, 'coz I love you

Mmmmm stockings.......

To Know Her Is To Love Her

To know know know her
Is to love love love her
Just to see that smile
Makes my life worthwhile
To know know know her
Is to love love love her
And I do, and I do, and I do

Oh, I'll be good to her
I'll bring joy to her
Everyone says there'll come a day
When I'll walk alongside of her
To know know know her
Is to love love love her
And I do, I really do, and I do

Why can't she see
How blind can she be
Someday she'll see
That she was meant for me

To know know know hier
Is to love love love her
Just to see that smile
Makes my life worthwhile
To know know know her
Is to love love love her

And I do, I really do, and I do

Lil' Fighter Plane

I may get angry and we may fight, but I do love you.

So now I know

Not being in a relationship means being weekend dates.
Not being happy means hanging on to what's left of good memories.
Not being together means just being beside each other.

If you don't know how much longer you can still be that lil fighter plane, then just quit now.