Clone Wars-Day 9

I don't want Ikan billis,

Or Ikan kurau,

Or a Luohan or a Stingray.

I want my dolphin.

But she don't want me no more.

I lost something that I never had.

Here's a story 'bout a fat kid who loves to eat cake. He loved cake. Then one day he saw this new cake, Kulaa cake. It was just so irrisistable! He just loved the taste of it. But over the days, the lady who owns the bakery was sellin' less and less Kulaa cake. When school was over each day, the fat boy would huff and puff all the way to the shop, but everyday, he was gettin' less and less. Then came the time when there wasn't any more Kulaa cake when he reached the shop. Boy! Was he sad. Everyday he ran, he ran like he never could before. But everyday, it was sold out. One sad day, the lady told the boy that she wasn't gonna sell him Kulaa cake no more. His world came crashin' down. He begged and pleaded with the lady but she was skeptical about sellin' him anymore. She wasn't bothered. Other customers were payin' more than what the fat boy could offer. But the fat boy had one thing that the other customers didn't, he had fallen in love with Kulaa cake.

But the fat kid ain't no pushover. It seems the lady was really nice to him in the beginning. But over the days, she cared less and less about him. The fat boy feels that the lady is keepin' the Kulaa cakes in her freezer, she just wasn't takin' them out. The fat kid is confused because he doesn't know what is goin' on. Why is the lady so mean to him? Is there another kid with more money? Or another kid who is fatter and eats more cakes? What exactly is goin' on?

I don't know which is the strongest? The sudden feelin' of loneliness, the anger, the pain or the sadness? She left, she just packed and left without a note or a goodbye. She just walked out the door and never turned back. The feelin' of loneliness is like gettin' slapped with an empty pencil box, not that pain, but the anger becomes a stapler, the pain becomes a bunch of pens and the sadness becomes the pencils. Put all those in the pencil box and try slappin' me with that. Ouch! That fuckin' hurt! It still does, it hurts really bad. And you didn't just hit me anywhere, you hit me between the balls, that's where it hurts the most. And the pain isn't goin away, it's just gettin' worse. I don't want to love you if you don't even know I exist. But it's so hard. I can't not look at anythin' and not think about you.

It's just so hard to live life without you, but I've lived before I met you, and I'll live after you. Come back will you?

Anyway, today was just another normal day for me. Bein' forgotten, entertained people, crapped, ate slept, dreamt about gettin' a light sabre.

School started out early for me, like say late 8'tish? I was supposed to be studyin' in the library, but what happens when you put me and Fatin together? You get CRAP! Yes, a big pile of crap. We crapped bout sharks bitin' like biscuits, we sang our crap anthem, Hollerback girl. What else did we do? Oh ya, we crapped 'bout addin' people into ipods, we crapped 'bout our porn website. We practically crapped bout everything lah.

Then it was off to class. Once again, Fatin was slang-at, couldn't work the calculator. ERROR... ERROR...ERROR. Get the hint, error means something's wrong ya? HaHaHaHa...

Then it was off to Orchard! Zai, Lonald, Whateva, and yes, the partners in crap comprised the group. So our first stop was the top-up booth. So there I was in line, after like 5 minutes, it was my turn but just as i reached the front, the lady placed a sign. Guess what it read? "Back in 10 minutes". Waa, the rest of them were all laughin' at me, basket, so I walked away and said my usual phrase, I gif up ohredy!

So then it was Far East, then Paragon, now at paragon, Toys'r'us opened a new shop, so you know me, I was like goin' bonkers. We went in and guess what? We finished tourin' the entire shop in 2 minutes, it was like a mini-mart compared to other outlets! Bloody hell, and they didn't have real lightsabres. Well, they did have lightsabres but these were the shorter ones. They were like shorter than, 'lightsabre'. The one down below.. hahaha get it.. no? Ok, forget it.

This part was like the highlight of the day so pay atntion. They were givin' out balloons at paragon so picked one out from this bunch of flowers. Then I got on my knees and propsed to Fatin with the balloon.. HaHaHa.. every one was laughin' even the crowd that gathered.. hahahaha... Then I brought Zai to this guy and asked him, "Can my son have a balloon?". Damn that was funny, it was a helium balloon so Lonald had this crazy idea. He wanted to inhale the helium and talk like a chipmunk. So we tried, for like 10 minutes to untie it. Then came another one of Lonald's briliant ideas, why don't we just cut if with a penknife. basket, Lonald belli naughty, but smart, so that's a double plus for him.. girls.... here's a good catch.. and ya.. he's no gay.... hahahaha.. So we did inhale the helium, and boy was it funny! We were like singin' the lonely, I am so lonely song... waaa.... all the people who walked past us were like shocked to hear two guys talkin' like two year old girls! Then we went to Hereen, finally found a suitable lightsabre, but it was 70 bucks. So off we were then to Takashimaya. Now they had the lightsabre I was lookin' for. Guess how much it was, 200 hundred fuckin' dollars, and it looked like a fluorescent bulb attached to a shiny dildo. Damn I so wanna get the orange one from action city! They were havin' like this Madagascar show goin' on, we all ran and tried to get as near to the stage as we could. Guess what song made us all start dancin?

I like to move it move it, I like to..... MOVE IT!

Haha, now Fatin ish mah play play 'Sayang'. HaHaHaHa, Shila got Zai, now Fatin also have. Only Whateva left out. Hmm.. Bruce Lee got no one right? HeHeHeHe.. Bruce Lee is my Sa La Kao expert in the class, none other than Rusydi. Nurul? Oh ya she sharin' wif Shila. Shila doesn't know how to pour a drink into a cup. Got nothing to say 'bout that.

A hundred days had made me older since the last time that I saw your pretty face

A thousand lights had made me colder and I don’t think I can look at this the same

But all the miles had separate

They disappeared now when I’m dreaming of your face

I’m here without you baby but your still on my lonely mind

I think about you baby and I dream about you all the time

I’m here without you baby but your still with me in my dreams

And tonghit girl it's only me