Clone Wars-Day 8

This is the "msn" chat I had with Fatin durin' accountin' lecture.

Lee: Your phone, i gif up oh-re-dy! I bored.

Me: Im bored oso.. How? Mene miney mini more?? Hahaha...

Lee: I mene miney mini more, start from Bee Wee, alamak! It's Lizah.

Me: No haf! No haf! hahahak.. Eh wat sia tis asoh I cannot understand sia... her haristyle remind me of Living with Lydia

Lee: wahahahahahaha.....

Me: Eh u dun write one word one word!! Look my line all very long....

Lee: You talk too much that's why, hahaha.... Hai, Kulaa I gif up oh re dy... we both join the singles population...

Me: haha...y?? I really mean y? u dun have to gv up her to join the SINGLE COMPANY!!

Lee: I dun van to gif up... Shila & I did this survey thing... got nothing in common.

Me: O...O...ok... I guess ah hu's ur next target... Erm...... hmm... no idea lehz... u're full of choicess.

Lee: Dunno,...Mandy... too chiou, Ema, angry wif me... Woey Thee... I'm not gay... got who?

Me: Cheers gal?? e HOT e better mahz??

Lee: Yeah! But I only wan someone that I know...

Fatin: ok.. someone you know?

Lee: Yeah like someone close, friend... classmate, lecturemate....

Fatin: Lee!! Have you forgotten you noe alot of ppl....& alot of ppl youre close with oso

Lee: like? err just to let you know, i don't date guys...

Fatin: yeah yeah.."BELIEVE YOU''

Lee: OOI! mmm... gimmi some names...

Fatin: some names?? huh?? Lizah??

lee: It's official, she likes me. I can confirm.... baskey. coz I played the staring gmae...she did a fke smile... she like me... basket.

Fatin: wuhoo! Tension heated up hah? hahaha... U duno.. I really duno hv u like & hu u will like...

Fatin: wha piang!! I tot it was suppose to b MSN.. Not blog!! 4 ppl reading..nvm... assume we added them in the convo.... oh ya... hu's in ur mind nw?

lee: They hack in.. basket... I oso dunno who... ok lah I list candidates mmm Miss Woot, Kulaa, Chloe, Mandy, Aisyah,???

Fatin: It's e list u gave me e other day oso... hmmm.. stick to kulaa lar... Chloe too good. mandy very hot Aisyah- aiya I no connection to her

Lee: Kulaa... like very secretive... like havin' affair behind my back. Ya Chloe too good Mandy I also no feeling for her Aisyah- NICE ASS!

Fatin: Conclusion??? wats ur motive?? u must have one answr. Not ( none of e above)

Lee: Blah-dee hewl! I oso dunno... muz see who wants me...

Fatin: Don believe me... u try now " one chick" 10 will come to you... Try...

Lee: I blur ohredy!

Fatin: Gif up ohredi

Lee: No haf... who's de one chick?

Fatin: According to ur list... hiaz.. i oso dunno... I tink u shud stick to kulaa... u're trying since orientation man...

Lee: WHO IS THE ONE CHICK?

Fatin: I dunno huse e chick! Uugh!! I onli noe chicken

Lee: But juz now when I see you in the webcam, you were doin some para para dance actions and pointin to your face...

Fatin: No.. i don't haf webcam.. hahahahak..wahahahahahaa.wahahahahaa wahahahaha

Lee: you siao ohredy ah?

Lee send file

Lee face

Accept or Decline

Fatin: Accept downloading

1kb

2...

3...

received

open..

ok I got it.

Lee: I laugh until my head pain.. wa wa wa wa

Fatin: hahaha... stop starin' at her lar.. aiyo.. ME jealous lioz... STOP STARIN!! hahaha..

Lee: Ok then I watch porn!

Fatin: hahahhaha.. lame... LAME

Lee: I watchin lesbian porn... www.shila&fatin.com

Fatin: Gif up OREADI

Lee: Not paid enuff ah? You work for me I gif you mani mani.. hahahahaha

Fatin: ok.. I continue workin for you.. hahahaha...

Lee: That time I was talkin' to my fren, then I asked her where her parents were, then she said masterbed room, I heard masturbate room..

Fatin: yellow brain.. yellow mind.. stand behind e yellow line wahahahaha

Lee: nice joke wakaka I'm ur pimp hahaha

Fatin: Im a mother fuelin' P.I.M.P... haha juz remind me of e song...

Lee: It's mother fuckin, not mother fueling

Fatin: I not tt dumb its just the handwriting.

Lee: Ya your horrible handwrittin. B is Bananas, B A N A N A S

Fatin: hahaha.. Inspiration from Gewn Stafani

Lee: Coz I ain't no hollerback guy! watcha doin after school?

Fatin: U FORGOT AH!! ure suppose to go to my house ure workin for me noww! wahahahaha

Lee: so I'm a gigoli now?

Fatin:Yellow brain! u're ma paut-time maid.. Clean up ma hs... hahaha yello ppl

Lee: i'm brown, you colour blind? I rather be a gigolo, but who would want my services? Mr. Sash?

Fatin: Hu Mr Sash?

Fatin:hahaha... its ok i noe hu e person is...

Lee: slo ohredy.. pentinium 1 ah?

Fatin: hahahaha shud be ah.. i oso not sure... eh cannot be lar.. plantinium 1 cannot have msn.. shud be other platinium..

Lee: Plantinium ah? you blur ohredy.. I talkin' bout computers leh, not metals

Fatin: ya ok.. stop dancing...

Lee: I tot you no webcam? spyin on me ah?

Fatin: i bought it 1 sec ago..

Lee: E bay?

Fatin: dunno ah.. shud be ah..

Lee: pick u from rubbish bin ah?

Fatin: No lar.. not so cheap pok...

Lee sent a poke

POKE!

Fatin: ouch!

Fatin: ok I got it

Lee: ok got to go!

Lee seems to be offline

Fatin seems to be offline

Basket I tell you, everyone else studyin', me and Fatin jokin' like crap! Mornin' nothing much happened. Waa I'm spendin' alot of time with Fatin nowadays. Baby got no time for me so I got no time for baby! Hmph! Went back to the scene of the crime for lunch, Food Junction, or as we like to call it, Fight Junction. Won't go into detail, VIP section.

Watched Dodgeball, for like the 5th time, in the library, with the minahs!

Then was Whit Chicks. This attracted everyone else, like Lam, Lonald, Candy, Woey Thee, Chloe, Bruce Lee, Zainal and Benji SQ. Then Fatin brought me to collect my Ez link card. Waa all the way there we crap. She like my new partner in crap! Hahaha Saw this slang-at guy watchin' movie alone in the canteen.. made fun of him... we couldn't even read a directory.. Fatin was like readin' one side.. I was readin' the other side, and we both got confused.. Basket lah you Fatin!

Then when I had my card, my hair was like really slang-at.. I have no idea of how to explain this word. Damn! Well, had dinner with Fatin and Lizah.

Crap baby, I've been gettin' crap.

I'd rather you be mean, then love and lie.

I'd rather hear the truth, and have to say goodbye

I'd rather take a blow, at least then I would know

That baby don't you break my heart slow.