A fart a day, keeps the girls away
You know why weekends are so crucial to me? It's 'coz it's the only time I get to spend in the outside world.
Funny how I only have two days, and I spend these two days with you. Puttin' everything else aside to travel halfway around Singapore just for you. Funny how you'll always change the subject halfway when I'm talkin'. Funny how you never get the hints I drop. Funny how you waiting 5 mins is far worse than me waiting 45. Funny how things go, and funnier are how things go after those funny things.
The shit becomes enough when it starts to smell. Don't make it so bad that I have to taste it.
Hope you had a wonderful time 'coz you just fucked my Saturday.
Funny how I only have two days, and I spend these two days with you. Puttin' everything else aside to travel halfway around Singapore just for you. Funny how you'll always change the subject halfway when I'm talkin'. Funny how you never get the hints I drop. Funny how you waiting 5 mins is far worse than me waiting 45. Funny how things go, and funnier are how things go after those funny things.
The shit becomes enough when it starts to smell. Don't make it so bad that I have to taste it.
Hope you had a wonderful time 'coz you just fucked my Saturday.
You were caught watching porn at 11:37 PM
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