Traffic jams are bitches, hope I can get in before 12.
2hrs later
The bouncers look kinda friendly

Juggy: "How much for entry my friend?"

Bouncer1: "Only people on the list, and I'm not your friend."

Juggy: "How bout a little under the table action huh?"

Juggy: "Here you go pal, you can forget I was even here."

Oh fuck!

Why do I always end up in dumpsters?

My Butt is stuck.